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The Turds - Novelty Gifts

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The Turds are a fantastic range of collectible figurines designed to bring a smile to your face!

Love them or hate them you are bound sure to know someone who would appreciate a turd as a gift!

What has made something so disgusting to some people so popular with tens of thousands of people around the world? Well if you ask me I think it's a combination of things:

The great names. Many of which we know and love from day to day life.

The humour. We all know a lazy sh*t or a dumb sh*t at work or at school.

The fact that every one has its own little story that helps link it into the Turd world.

The fact that there is not another collectible gift like it.

The detail that goes into the caricatures

Finally, and almost best of all, the look on your face as you open the box of your first turd if you have never heard of them before. (I know it looks great as I still remember the look on my dads face when he read ‘The turds’ on the box, at first he wondered what the hell I had given him!!)

Products

Arse Bandit by The Turds
£13.99
Bird Shit by The Turds
£9.99
Bogfather by The Turds
£9.99
Bullshitter by The Turds
£8.50
Count Crapula by The Turds
£9.99
Dumb Shit by The Turds
£9.99
Jack Shit by The Turds
£9.99
Log On by The Turds
£9.99
Mini Smellboy by The Turds
£2.50
Mr Brown by The Turds
£9.99
Nutty by The Turds
£9.99
Pebble Dash by The Turds
£9.99
Plop Idol by The Turds
£9.95
Rim Reaper by The Turds
£20.00
Shit Faced 2003 by The Turds
£30.00
Shit the Ripper by The Turds
£20.00
Shite Cook by The Turds
£12.00
Shite DIY by The Turds
£12.00
Shite Lover by The Turds
£12.00
Smell Raiser by The Turds
£14.99
Smellboy by The Turds
£12.00
Strain Pooney by The Turds
£29.00
Very Good Shit by The Turds
£40.00
Weird Shit by The Turds
£11.00
Will Turder by The Turds
£15.00

You may be surprised to learn that the Turd world was the idea of a great lady called Vanessa Smith and what better place to have an idea of selling poo but on the loo on a winters night in 2001!

Can you imagine going into a high street bank with a business plan to sell Turds? I am guessing they did not do it on April the 1st. Even though the bank manager probably thought it was at first.

But now several years down the line The Turds have taken the world by storm, you can now see the turds being sold in Australia, America, UK and the rest of Europe.

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